All you do is get on and start pedaling . . ..

Things don't exist until they exist..

God is always at work around you..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..

It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..

Your patience will be rewarded..

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..

But a living is not a life..

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding..

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't..

By Thy power, let there be peace, O God!.

Seeing a movie you're in is nothing like seeing a movie you're not in..

I was stained by failure..

Ultimately, leadership is more about 'being' than 'doing.'.

To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!.

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned..