There's always going to be somebody worse off than me.
When you can't see yourself objectively, you won't see anyone else objectively, either..
I never had the blues; the blues always had me..
I don't like overdubs, never liked them..
I just can't read music..
Success is failure inside out..
That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett!.
I was trained as a straight dramatist..
Temporize not! It is always injurious..
I'm thankful for my POLKADOTS!.
I like it when I strut..
I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol..
I have seen my mugshot..
Napoleon is dead - but Beethoven lives..
There's nothing I won't attempt..
My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..
I got to be constantly reassured that somebody loves me..
Expect much of God, and he will do much for you..
Politics is who gets what, when, how..
Dance like nobody's watching..
No one can stop what God has for you..