Quotes on Taxes Funny

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Indoors or out, no one relaxes _x000D_ In March, that month of wind and taxes, _x000D_ The wind will presently disappear, _x000D_ The taxes last us all the year.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.

We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.