Once I got over the fact that my Latin teacher was a horse, we had a nice tour, though I was careful not to walk behind him. I'd done pooper-scooper ….

Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?.

I thought I was a good teacher until I discovered my students were just memorizing information rather than learning to understand the material..

I'm an unemployed teacher right now and I'm looking for a place to teach..

I do to others what they do to me, only worse..

If we're open to it, God can use even the smallest thing to change our lives... to change us. It might be a laughing child, car brakes that need fixi….

Now is now. Are you going to be here or not?.

I still remember when my teacher told me that football wouldn't give me anything to eat.

In my day everything wasn't so PC..

When you love a teacher very much - as I did Olivier Messiaen - you do have to leave them.One of the things that separated me from Messiaen was my de….

Where ever you are be all there.

You work for whatever you get in life..

I preferred to read than talk with the others..

In many ways, constancy is an illusion. After all, our ancestors were immigrants, many of them moving on every few years; today we are migrants in t….

I enjoy writing for both kids and adults, though I think I'm better at children's stories because I was a teacher for so long, and I know that audien….

Someone else's success is not your failure..

One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..

I would really love to work with Clint Eastwood..

There was always something that meant more to you than me..

Nothing that can be, can come between me and the full prospect of my hopes..

I work whenever I'm let..