I did Google myself recentle - without lubricant. I don't recommend it..

Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover….

A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we don't do..

I froze in time! And I thought, "My God... I'm free!".

Love has no place for idealization..

I always wear make-up as I've never seen the point of looking less than your best..

There is something indecent in words ..

I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Somebody referred to me as a ringleader, which I wouldn't have classed myself as, but anyway, there you go..

My politics is my religion, my religion is my politics..

As Americans, we do love punishment..

It saddens me how much fear we've instilled in ourselves..

I was just confident my work was good..

Thiar ain't no sense In gittin' riled!.

Change before you're forced to change..

I'd like to thank everybody who ever punched or kissed me in my life and everybody who I ever punched or kissed..

You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn't..

There's so many things that we could do..

This is for my G's, this is for my Hustlas..

God hides things by putting them near us..