Happiness is not a place - it is a direction..

My only fear is the unknown..

I wasnt a good rule-breaker when I was younger..

Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied..

It's not about what you're saying, it's about how you listen..

Yes, there is some one I love, though he has not told me yet that he even loves me..

No one can be Rihanna, except for Rihanna.

Death can be hastened but never shared..

What about the future?" "We'll talk about the future when it gets here..

Thought attracts that upon which it is directed..

I did Google myself recentle - without lubricant. I don't recommend it..

Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover….

A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we don't do..

I froze in time! And I thought, "My God... I'm free!".

Love has no place for idealization..

I always wear make-up as I've never seen the point of looking less than your best..

There is something indecent in words ..

I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Somebody referred to me as a ringleader, which I wouldn't have classed myself as, but anyway, there you go..

My politics is my religion, my religion is my politics..