I have wished you something None of the others would..

Maybe I am not French, maybe I am from nowhere..

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..

My teenage children watched Senator Clinton on the Today Show, mouths agape. They attended our local caucus with me and saw hundreds of our friends a….

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..

Like many things, I am nothing..

Are we absolutely certain that Becky Albertalli didn't just steal the diary of a hilariously observant teenage boy? Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda….

The dream of all men is to meet little sluts who are innocent but ready for all forms of depravity—which is what, more or less, all teenage girls are..

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..

For my second match it's pretty good..

A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

Celebrity is very weird..

I am, therefore there is a God..

I don't have anything to hide..

I bleed like nobody else..