We have all been empowered by the web: everyone with a keyboard can now effectively broadcast to a national audience. In a sense, it puts each of us ….

He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest..

THANK YOU everyone for supporting me and getting me in the top 3!!!! I love y'all!!!.

It wasn't that I had gotten it right . . . but that I had gotten true..

Some things that are true are not very useful..

I'm so uncoordinated..

I'm not recognised much at all..

Nature is full of teeth that come in one by one, then decay, fall out..

My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!.

Turn the damn tap off when you brush your teeth - Aargh!.

For me, experimenting involves traditionalism..

Life's the longest picture you're ever gonna take..

I do have a ridiculously high hedonic set-point.

The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper pala….

Maybe when I stop making movies, I'll understand my work better..

No one is ever going to be as good as I was.

What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..

Before I knew that a man could kill a man, because it happens all the time. Now I know that even the person with whom you've shared food, or whom you….

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes..

Aristotle and many others say men have more teeth than women; it is no harder for anyone to test this than it is for me to say it is false, since no ….

It is costly wisdom that is brought by experience..