It's funny how the history of Jeb Bush is going to be rewritten..

Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe.

A lot of the bunkering is designed more to save you than it is to penalize you..

Stay small and control it yourself..

God's been good to me, He really has..

You know that thing when you're not asleep but you're not awake, and you can't move your body? I had that kind of nightmare, and I felt like all my t….

Do not expect good from another's death..

Love and say it with your life..

I have seen myself backward..

Death, only, renders hope futile..

How can I govern others, who can't even govern myself?.

Thought attracts that upon which it is directed..

I had my two front teeth knocked out by a sixth grader in first grade..

Superman is not as innately cool as Batman..

Alas for those girls who've refused the truth: The sweetest tongue has the sharpest tooth..

I honestly don't like Photoshop. I think when people Photoshop things, all of a sudden you're like, 'That's not even me anymore.' It takes away the n….

There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything..

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..

Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

Collaborate, don't dictate..

Sharing is having more..