Kill the ones that eat us. Eat the ones we kill.

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to..

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since..

I hope Mr. Obama has success..

None of us are what we once were..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

Don’t be against things so much as for things..

I just don't hear anyone else making the music I'm making in my head, so I'll have to do it myself..

The future is not something to be predicted, it's something to be achieved..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

Once you'd resolved to go, there was nothing to it at all..

Don't be afraid to question. Don't be afraid to get fired. Don't be afraid to be wrong..

It is time to finish off the U.S. once and for all..

It's amazing how life conspires to set you up with what you need..

It's rare when you have everything going perfectly all at the same time..

I live a pretty anonymous life..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

I just love to compete.

In the beginning was the image..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it..