I rob banks for a living. What do you do?.

Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!.

We spent a lot of time in simulators. We were going to do it right..

I read to be alone. I read so as not to be alone..

I've never been fired in my life..

No one can be a true Muslim and a true American simultaneously..

I do not sing politics. I merely sing the truth..

When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with..

What would Tyler Durden do?.

The flute is a weird instrument, especially when played solo..

Things never go smoothly..

All my life I have dreamed of you..

Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?.

Let's do what we love and do a lot of it..

Don't be afraid of your own power..

God's Word is not meant just to inform you, but to transform you..

There is nothing to fear from someone who shouts..

Be less than what you are so that you can become more..

No sciences are better attested than the religion of the Bible..

In short, industrialism is over..

Success in anything is through happiness..