Practice doesn’t make perfect. It makes better..
Tell them to send everything that can fly..
I like that best as I am so hairy..
You can never lead unless you follow..
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon..
I fought for peace in the fifties..
There are old mycologists and there are bold mycologists, but there are no old, bold mycologists..
I don't get even, I get odder..
Donald Trump is doing remarkably badly among non-white voters and there are lots of them in Arizona..
You are either free or not free.
There's always going to be somebody worse off than me.
90% of success is failure..
The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it..
I invented my life because I wasn't pleased with it..
Where I came from, no one was a writer..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..
I will no longer take anyone's word for my experience..
You cannot exalt God and yourself at the same time..
You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..
Everything that is not me is incomprehensible..