There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

I find OOP technically unsound..

I like to be surprised by life..

We'll become whoever we trust the most says we are..

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others..

He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….

Whoever makes sujood to Allah properly, will never make sujood to the duniya..

Get ticked and get going..

I'd like to have a go at directing..

That is the manner in which I roll..

Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food..

You don't take on anything unless there's fear..

Anybody can get hit over the head..

I am more than what they say I am..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

You can't even see it. I'm the safest thing you'll ever find.

It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee..

I studied a lot of Foghorn Leghorn..

It's not personal, it's strictly business.

I'm not a centerfold..

There is so much more than we can see, there is so much more that we can be..