That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak..

You can be maybe rented but never bought..

Pretend to be making something until you actually make something..

It's never over till it's over with a friend..

I'm unshockable, fortunately -- or unfortunately..

It's true that I suffered a lot, especially when I was younger..

Life doesn't come at you. It comes from you..

I'm all about the crockpot..

Elvis Presley? He's God..

Instead of using your thoughts, become your thoughts.

I find when death comes, it is usually a woman that is called for..

I really love Norah Jones..

Death is never very pretty..

To have a future we have to live and leave the present..

Explore everything; keep the best.

All right," I managed to say, just before I crumpled to the floor. "Let's see what you've got..

When I obey a rule, I do not choose. I obey the rule blindly ..

For things to change, we must change..

It is unimaginable that the United States would have to contribute hundreds of billions of dollars and highly unlikely that we would have to contribu….

I don't spend a lot of time with anybody..

Death can be hastened but never shared..