I have always been afraid of banks..

He is truly great in who hath power over himself..

I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise.".

Faith is trusting in the good. Fear is putting your trust in the bad..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

When you use a dialect, you worry that the people you're imitating will think you're making fun of them..

But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..

Better to separate than never to marry..

Be sure that whatever you are is you..

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously..

Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning..

We tend to think, 'Life should be fair because God is fair.' But God is not life. And if I confuse God with the physical reality of life- by expectin….

There's not too many shows with, you know, mid 20s male lead on it. And I thought that would be obviously something to go for The Listener..

Karl Rove thinks we shouldn’t have Hillary Clinton in the White House because she fell and hit her head a couple years ago, spent three days in the h….

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped..

The number one problem in our society today is short-term thinking..

I'd like to think that I have integrity..

You can't go wrong with love..

The gods have their own rules..

I'm thankful for my POLKADOTS!.