You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum..

What can go wrong will go wrong..

I don't go to places where I'm going to get mobbed..

When you make a bet, you're saying something..

I was emotionally and spiritually dried up, so I was just searching for God..

While success has hardly come overnight for me, it always comes..

The new celebrity thing is going to take some time to get used to because I really am not used to that!.

You can't tell someone they are wrong about their own life..

In this life all that I have is my word and my balls and I do not break them for nobody..

John Hughes loved improvisers..

I say a lot of things I shouldn't say..

I'm in love and I'm happy. Don't you see it?.

We were searching for ourselves in each other..

Nothing is menial where there is love..

It’s what you do that counts, not what you consider doing..

That's what poems are for, unlivable love..

I outlived the bastards..

I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love..

I got to be constantly reassured that somebody loves me..

I Love, Therefore I Am.

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..