I usually get recognized for Spaceballs..

We are the future, and we hope to be rather than taking us back to a lot of the old ideas..

Good writin' ain't necessarily good readin'..

Now is the only thing that exists..

I don't really see myself as famous..

We are being programmed by mental pygmies..

Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized..

I came here...in 1962. I'm not going anywhere..

Every day is a gift -- start unwrapping them..

I always say the things you're not supposed to..

It's very demanding to make up your own music..

Would he find her? Without question. Would he save her? Always..

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time..

I don't see what was wrong with the old inkpads..

Fear doesn't prevent death, but it certainly prevents life..

That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak..

That's the main thing you have to have... trust..

We can love completely what we cannot completely understand..

Write your first draft with your heart. Rewrite with your head..

Taiwan is the Republic of China, the Republic of China is Taiwan..

I will no longer take anyone's word for my experience..