The only rule is there are no rules..

The best religion is the most tolerant..

I'm not hooked on cognac, but I've enjoyed it over the years..

I just don't like being told what to do..

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

I never take myself too seriously..

I'm always geeking out about something..

Things do tend to come around when the time is right though..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

I have a background in theater, so I have experience with actors. I like actors - I used to be one..

Better not to work on things that you're not in love with..

Everybody is not completely traumatised by their life..

They that crouch to those who are above them, always trample on those who are below them..

Own nothing, control everything..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

Every time you think, you weaken the nation..

Downstream is always someone else's up..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

Out of nothing can come, and nothing can become nothing..

Do something about your life now..

America promotes a lot of bad things, you know. Same-sex marriage, for example..