I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here..

It sounds very simple, but the truth is most people don't give themselves the opportunity to do what they really want to do, because they feel trappe….

Better to be the failure who nobly strived than the success who never really had to..

That's life again. We can't decide what we like..

If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here..

Where both are friends, it is right to prefer truth..

Fifty years from now I'll be just three inches of type in a record book..

Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior..

The gods are cruel not because they make us work. They are cruel because they allow us to hope..

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting in the hot sun, when you see these poor people, you cannot help but being….

The more you fulfill yourself, the less you will seek God..

No faith is our own that we have not arduously won..

I spent my 30s figuring out how to be a grown up, I guess. I loved my 30s! My 30s were really about being happy with what I was doing..

Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!.

Always do something that requires you and your date to talk..

We all see only that which we are trained to see..

Three weeks hadn't changed Cop Central. The coffee was still poisonous, the noise abominable, and the view out of her stingy window was still miserab….

I don’t approve of religion..

My life now could not be better..

In order to remain true to oneself one ought to renounce one's party three times a day..

It has been said that we have not had the three R's in America, we had the six R's; remedial readin', remedial 'ritin' and remedial 'rithmetic..