Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
Reading is a discount ticket to everywhere..
I'm very competitive..
The things that got me through grade school are helping me out later in life. It's like, I show up on time. If you buy a ticket to one of my shows, I….
I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs..
I don't think anyone can calculate the effect of having a Jew on the ticket..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket..
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to b….
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to - to balance the family ticket..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.