I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated.

Keep it weird. They'll get it later..

You can't possibly be right for everything..

You don't make a movie, the movie makes you..

That's the main thing you have to have... trust..

You are what you pretend to be..

When you find a fear, that fear will either create you or destroy you..

When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?.

When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with..

When I was 18 I already had a business going..

We're all looking for something, something to be..

If you got the truth, you put it out there, and everybody says, "Oh, my God. That's me." And then they improvise also. They take off, as well..

Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything.

Nothing is worth doing pointlessly..

No one places any trust in the words of the Americans..

Michael Jackson is everywhere. I can't not listen to what we did because it's everywhere. I listen to it all the time whether I want to or not..

Love comes from the strangest places..

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!.