I live as I choose or I will not live at all..
Saying the words that come from knowledge is no sign of having it..
Smiling is mostly about smiling more..
I love all of our subpodcasts..
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by..
I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something y….
There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
I'm very competitive..
Good teams beat you with speed. Great teams beat you with spacing and timing..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..