I can see that you don’t believe me. Maybe it was the cookie? Well, you refused to taste my cookies last night and honestly, I was going to eat the o….

All is One (Nature, God).

Nothing is invented and perfected at the same time..

I've never been in a barroom brawl in my life. I just don't do such things.

Money buys everything, even true love..

Whether it's coming from FDR or it's coming from Ronald Reagan, if the idea is right for the times then we're gonna apply it. And things that don't w….

I don't really see myself as famous..

Knowledge come from looking around; wisdom comes from looking up..

When I was 18 I already had a business going..

Courage encourages courage..

I've never killed anybody... but I've definitely thought about it..

I am more than what they say I am..

I'm tired of living in a police state..

I just never really thought there could be something worse than death..

Why aren't you dead?" Will demanded..

None are so fallible as those who are sure they're right..

I would rather be respected than elected..

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?.

The Devil is easy to identify. He appears when you're terribly tired and makes a very reasonable request which you know you shouldn't grant..

I live, which is the main point..

Every day I turned a 'you can't' into a 'you can.'.