Quotes on Toasters

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realize that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and Armagnac, he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it.