Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans a….

Not everybody has things that become classics..

Things explain each other, not themselves..

Actually, King Abdullah, under his supervision and guidance, has established a dialogue in Saudi Arabia whereby all the population, whether Shiite or….

You must never be afraid to go there..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

There's not too many teams that can succeed on and off the field together..

You're never going to learn everything..

there are many Africas..

Civil rights are civil rights. There are no persons who are not entitled to their civil rights... We have to recognize that we have a long way to go,….

We remember Kurt Cobain for what he was: Caring, generous, and sweet. Let's keep the music with us. We'll always have it..

Don’t be against things so much as for things..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

Madonna is the most famous woman on the planet and has been for a number of decades..

As thy days, so shall thy strength be..

Often we will learn more from our failures than we do from our successes..

Business really has to work its way back. It has to re-earn the trust of its broad sets of constituents..

Any time I put together a story collection, I don't know what it's going to look like overall - or even what the title story is going to be. Over tim….

Love manifests towards those whom we like as love; towards those whom we do not like as forgiveness..

God expects of us only what He Himself has supplied..