I am not stroppy at all..

Life isn't a science. We make it up as we go..

By nature, I am a materialist... It is exactly these impingements upon our sense of touch and so forth that I'm interested in..

And yet, she knew she could be..

I'm nothing, I'm not even here.

I don't seek, I find..

People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting..

I had a lot of classical influences. I had classical music and opera and literature, but I also liked sleaze. And putting it together, sleaze and gla….

I've mellowed quite quickly..

I recreate myself; that is my only power..

Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything..

Do whatever you have to do to be happy..

I don't come from money..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

Every picture of you is when you were younger..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

Debts and lies are generally mixed together..

I like that you let yourself be surprised.