The only thing hard about being an actor is being out of work. So, when you get a job - that part ain't hard at all..

God, harden me against myself!.

I`m pretty sure there is no such thing as God..

Don't be afraid to have nothing..

What's the point of being better than someone else?.

And I don't get down on nobody else for doing whatever else they do. To each his own..

We had no domestic attacks under Bush..

You get older and you see yourself and say, 'God, he's old, who's that?'.

Courage is about doing what you're afraid to do..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once..

Always do something that requires you and your date to talk..

I respect very much my public and also the music I perform..

In death the many become one; in life the one become many..

La pereza anda tan despacio que la pobreza no tarda en alcanzarla..

Not everybody has things that become classics..

Things explain each other, not themselves..

Success has less to do with what we can get ourselves to do and more to do with keeping ourselves from doing what we shouldn’t..

Some things that are true are not very useful..

You must never be afraid to go there..

Before you tell your life what you intend to do with it, listen for what it intends to do with you..