When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

Just pity him, my boy. Tomorrow we'll be on our way, but he'll have to keep his own disagreeable company until the day he dies..

I'm loving N.Y., and words can't even describe how happy I am to be here..

For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

What can I do to help thee?" he asked. "Believe there is a tomorrow..

The more riots that come out of our college campuses, the better the world for tomorrow..

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

I have never voted in my life..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

God is always at work around you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..