I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
Nearly all creators of Utopia have resembled the man who has toothache, and therefore thinks happiness consists in not having toothache... Whoever tries to imagine perfection simply reveals his own emptiness.
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
The center of every man's existence is a dream.
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
For there was never yet philosoper_x000D_ _x000D_ That could endure the toothache patiently,_x000D_ _x000D_ However they have writ the style of gods,_x000D_ _x000D_ And made a push at chance and sufferance.
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