The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..

When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love..

I famously stole tons of VHS tapes from a video store I worked in. It was detailed in my special, Laboring Under Delusions. I worked at Tower Video a….

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

I was hired as a penciler..

God is always at work around you..

We saw when those World Trade towers came down what these terrorists will do..

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

Every intentional act is a magical act..

For to a folysshe demaunde behoueth a folysshe ansuere..

I love all of our subpodcasts..

You live day by day. You can't build your life..

The movies I like are always movies where cinema is reinvented like if it was the beginning of cinema..

When I practiced, I practiced to get it right..

The something of somewhere is mostly just the nothing of nowhere..