You have to learn to interrupt because you aren't going to get called on..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

I am excessively diverted..

It’s not what you do some of the time that counts, it’s what you do all of the time that counts..

I read; I travel; I become.

The true fruit of travel is perhaps the feeling of being nearly everywhere at home..

Religion is a byproduct of fear..

I never read Karl Marx..

My job is to be a spokesman - the spokesman, I suppose - for the President, for the White House, to do the daily briefings, to manage the press corps….

Do I Stank or was it already Stanky in Here?.

What are days for? Days are where we live..

I don't call myself an expert because I've played experts. I know a little bit about very little. But it's very hard to not be drawn into saying some….

Things that I would say or would like to saw are just easier to sing about and put out there in music..

Everything constantly changes..

He is praised by some, blamed by others..

One cannot say of something that it is and that it is not in the same respect at the same time..

I invented my life because I wasn't pleased with it..

I wouldn't do anything if I didn't have something I was working for..

I'm a woman of the '90s..

Right now I'm so old that if I had a big gush of money, I don't know what I'd do with it. I don't travel anymore. I don't need anything, don't want a….

The Romans brought devestation, but they called it peace..