An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Don't treat people the way they treat you. Treat them better..

Only the autodidacts are free..

Anything that instills a sense of hope will at least temporarily help treat depression..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

There is a certain tendency on the part of some Americans to treat the UN as a multilateralism à la carte where you pick and choose where it suits yo….

Few scientists would treat their cars as badly as they treat their conceptual schemes..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Treat your friend as if he will one day be your enemy, and your enemy as if he will one day be your friend.

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

You have to treat Hollywood like it's your boyfriend - he's there all the time..