Yes, I am very prolific..

All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday..

That's life again. We can't decide what we like..

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope..

Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau's example..

Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish; And when an angler for his dish, Through gluttony's vile sin, Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out, God give the….

Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip..

Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they a….

Excuse me, I said. I thought you were a trout stream. I'm not, she said..

Game fish are too valuable to be caught only once..

If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago..

Customers must be delicately angled for at a safe distance - show yourself too much, and, like trout, they flashed away..

You pout like a trout in a drought...can't get out. You want to scream, but fish can't shout..

What are more delightful than one's emotions when approaching a trout stream for the initial cast?.

Here was what Kilgore Trout cried out to me in my father's voice: "Make me young, make me young, make me young!.

I felt like Eartha Kitt. I'm serving fish, honey, and this ain't trout..

Trout was petrified there on Forty-second Street. It had given him a life not worth living, but I had also given him an iron will to live. This was a….

If I could do it over, I'd want to come up to the big leagues like Mike Trout. He's exciting and I like watching him..

I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

When a trout rises to a fly, it does not swim as much as tilt its fins and jet skyward..

I go fishing not to find myself but to lose myself..