You become who you pretend to be..

To invent is to discern, to choose..

Blushes cannot be counterfeited..

Can'ttrustpeople. Won'tdoanygood. They'llkillyoueverytime. They'llkilleachother. They'llkilleveryone..

Surely I have contemplated the things of God..

So, it's good to be here, wherever I am..

It’s what you do that counts, not what you consider doing..

When a lady condescends to apologise, there is no keeping one’s anger..

The loving touch, like music, often utters the things that cannot be spoken..

I am not a televangelist..

Aure entuluva! day shall come again!.

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

Before GOD,no god,after him,there will be no GOD..

I wasn't interested in exploiting myself..

What can go wrong will go wrong..

Dawn Steel was the person who told me I could never wear shoes like this! She and Nora Ephron told me 'you can't wear those crappy shoes, nobody woul….

Whatever you're aiming for, God's better..

Initially I borrowed the word "perverse" for my works from Roland Barthes, meaning pleasure-driven and not geared to inform or promote a service or a….

Truth is often eclipsed but never extinguished..

I've spent my life supporting myself..

I love to work. I love doing standup..