The federal government is like a handicapped turtle trying to crawl around and keep up with the rabbit, which is technology..
If Mother and Mameha couldn't come to an agreement, I would remain a maid all my life just as surely as a turtle remains a turtle.
Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak..
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses….
Turtles are very stable and have been around forever. But they have problems adapting. When humans came along, turtles came under serious threat. Bio….
Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar..
Alone in her shelter, she allowed herself tears. When her shelter cooled to the touch she called to Gull, “Coming out!” She eased her head out into t….
Be like the turtle. If he didn't stick his neck out, he wouldn't get anywhere at all..
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be ya….
Now you see,' said the turtle, drifting back into the pond, 'why it is useless to cry. Your tears do not wash away your sorrows. They feed someone el….
Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!.
Whales only get harpooned when they come to the surface, and turtles can only move forward when they stick their neck out, but investors face risk no….
The Ninja Turtles made me who I am today in a big way. It was my favorite show as a kid. It got me into meditation, martial arts, speed boarding, and….
Ninja Turtles taught me how to meditate. They got me into martial arts. They helped make me who I am today..
The creatures of the sea hold special mystery, and they are among the most exciting, graceful, and beautiful on Earth. Just consider the living riot ….
I think the law as it is today probably does prohibit an off-reservation casino, but there is uniqueness to Turtle Mountain and there is uniqueness t….
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!.
And when you look at the Turtle's movie there is something there, definitely something there..
What did turtles evolve from? Really, I want to know. And for God’s sake, don’t say lizards, because turtles are nothing like lizards. They could not….
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises)..
My favorite superheroes when I was younger were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they still are. Simply because they rule and you've got 4 differ….