And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night..

Better to be the failure who nobly strived than the success who never really had to..

That's life again. We can't decide what we like..

If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here..

Where both are friends, it is right to prefer truth..

The more you fulfill yourself, the less you will seek God..

I spent my 30s figuring out how to be a grown up, I guess. I loved my 30s! My 30s were really about being happy with what I was doing..

Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!.

Always do something that requires you and your date to talk..

We all see only that which we are trained to see..

I don’t approve of religion..

My life now could not be better..

I never know why people come up to me. I think a lot of them just get super-excited because they recognize me from TV but they don't remember where..

The future's here, we are it, we are on our own.

He who says o'er much I love not is in love..

Things explain each other, not themselves..

It's the only time that I'm ever nervous on stage, is when we're doing live TV. Especially an awards show, because I know you can't fix it..

Carlos Castaneda always said, "If you're going to do something, do it impeccably.".

It's OK to not be OK - just don't stay there..

I love new questions..

Live High, Live Mighty, Live Righteously.