The twenty-first century will be spiritual or it will not be..

I cannot pretend i am not without fear..

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded..

Death can be hastened but never shared..

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy..

Your health is not outside of you..

I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you - I only mentioned this because it came into my head..

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!.

Do what's good for you Or you're not good for anybody.

Nothing burps better than bacon..

A marriage can go wrong at any time..

Whatever you're aiming for, God's better..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

There's nothing like a great piece of theater - a great performance in a great piece of theater..

I don't have a particular genre that I want to stick to; if you work on a small piece, you take that experience with you when you work on a big piece….

If you cast your supporting cast well, it should be seamless. You shouldn't even notice who's a big part and who's a small part. A good cast enriches….

I never get recognised..

You got to go along to get along..

I see courage everywhere I go in Africa..

The public makes it so that we have to keep assaulting each other..

You spend your life getting walked on, you learn to recognize the tread..