The thing I hated about it was that you live in your trailer all the time and then they call you and you do maybe two dozen lines. Then they do that ….

Everything since Homer has improved, except poetry..

I wasnt a good rule-breaker when I was younger..

Whenever two hypotheses cover the facts, use the simpler of the two..

They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

To some extent it [Mr. Bush's standing in the polls] is affecting the races, but only because the races really haven't begun. At some point these rac….

The problem with much of the debate over this issue is that we confuse two separate matters: immigration policy (how many people we admit) and immigr….

If you look at the history of Obama, with the crimes he's committed, in office, publicly, and gotten by with that, you understand two things: First o….

At the end of the two years that I was the director [of the Center for Reproductive and Sexual Health in Manhattan], we had done 60,000 abortions. [D….

We have in the last two years, we have passed 350 legislation in the parliament, most of which deal with democratization, human rights, and of course….

Your heart weeps a little bit when you have to say goodbye to a crew you spend two months with, but when it comes to the part, when you live so close….

I didn't take a single business class. I learned on the job..

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books..

Two left-handed gloves don't make a pair. Two half-truths don't make a truth..

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

I liked myself better when I wasnt me..

Every marriage is a battle between two families struggling to reproduce themselves..

There are two ways to become famous. Degrade yourself or have talent. The first way is easier..

I'm so into momminess..

We're always hardest on our own work, I guess..

It wasn't that the X-1 would kill you, it was the systems in the X-1 that would kill you..