If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead..

Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had one of them laugh their head off and the o….

If two equally qualified persons apply for a job at a workplace with few immigrants, the one called Mohammed should get the job..

The two-way street of Total Information Awareness is the road that leads to a more transparent and complete picture of ourselves, our governments, an….

The Bible opens and closes with a wedding..

Better not to work on things that you're not in love with..

I tell it like it is. I tell it like I see it. I tell it like I envision it. I tell it like I live it..

I have to admit, I do loooove eggnog..

Every church needs to be able to answer two questions. First, what is our plan for making disciples? And second, does our plan work?.

A boat can't have two captains..

Choose love not in the shallows but in the deep..

That which is measured improves. That which is measured and reported improves exponentially..

Disinformation is most effective in a very narrow context..

Confess and be hanged..

I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with..

There are only two possibilities. You are either going for your dreams or giving up your dreams. Stretching for what you could be or settling for wha….

My pictures are airbrushed..

Conversations are like dances. Two people effortlessly move in step with one another, usually anticipating the other person's next move. If one of th….

I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh..

I don't do live things..

I live to serve. except the part about living....