Don't do nothing because you can't do everything. Do something!.
I’ve always loved Alice Cooper..
I was 12 when I ordered my first guitar out of the worn and discolored pages of the Sears and Roebuck catalog. The story that I bought it on the inst….
Success isn't something that occurs. Success is something that you create.
We are called not to adjust ourselves to each other, but to adjust ourselves to God..
I live as I choose or I will not live at all..
My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious..
Saying the words that come from knowledge is no sign of having it..
Smiling is mostly about smiling more..
I love all of our subpodcasts..
my uncle ... had the misfortune to be ever touched in his brain, and, as a convincing proof, married his maid, at an age when he and she both had mor….
I like them all - I don't always approve. I see myself as a sort of benevolent uncle to these characters, and I can see why they do what they do; som….
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by..
Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry--" "They won't," said Harry. "That you're safe--" "That'll just depress them." "--….
I dont think I could compare myself to Macaulay Culkin, because were pretty much two different kinds of actors. Hes done a lot of comedy. He does mos….
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bo….
There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..
I thought of all the different kinds of love in the world. I could think of ten without even trying. The way parents love their kids, the way you lov….
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
I'm very competitive..
She sees ghosts,” said Samuel, impatient with my whining. I see dead people,” I deadpanned back. Oddly, it was Uncle Mike who laughed. I hadn’t thoug….