I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven to live with my aunt and uncle because you got….

My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin..

I watched American TV shows: Starsky & Hutch, Dallas, Rockford Files, Bonanza. And for many summers growing up, I worked on my aunt and uncle's farm ….

My grandmother refused to concede that any member of the family died of natural causes. An uncle's cancer in middle age occurred because all the suit….

You found an uncle on one side and a nephew on the other, a cousin here and a cousin there. Besides it's still true today. I'll tell you something el….

If we are enforcing what should be the rules around Medicare and making sure the people are getting the bang for the buck, it's not going to be possi….

Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill an emu, acted out in song o….

Johnny Mercer was my father's best friend and became mine as well. And Harold Arlen, whom I would call Uncle Harry, and Harry Warren: those were ones….

I grew up in this era where your parents' friends were all called aunt and uncle. And then I had an aunt and an aunt. We saw them on holidays and oth….

If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door..

Here you have 22 million Afro-Americans, black people today, catching more hell than Patrick Henry ever saw. And I'm here to tell you, in case you do….

I did not write it (Uncle Tom's Cabin). God wrote it. I merely did his dictation..

He isn’t so much flirting,” Cerise murmured. “Either he doesn’t like me or he doesn’t know how.” “Of course he likes you. You’re lovely. He probably ….

Uncle Sam is forcing integration only because he's trying to impress the people of - abroad that he's morally qualified to be the leader of the world..

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam..

But I had no plans to end my own life, and accidents couldn't be predicted. Neither could murder, unless my aunt and uncle were planning to take me o….

Our sainted aunts prate of living for others while our rich uncles call us mollycoddles for not fighting for what we want. Murder is a patriotic act ….

My dear dead mother wanted me to go into an honorable trade, like grave robbing. Would I listen? No. Be an assassin, like your uncle Gustav, she said….

The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed wh….

My father and uncles and all their friends turned their lungs black trying to satisfy my collector's zeal..

I think one man is just as good as another so long as he's not a n*gger or a Chinaman. Uncle Will says that the Lord made a White man from dust, a n*….