Quotes on Underpants

You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway."

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.

And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.