I am not anti-English, and I never was..

I have a cultured manner of speaking..

I won't ever stop until you're either the biggest thing around, or you're dead..

Take charge of your thoughts!.

I have seen the future! Go back!.

I love everybody. Even George Bush..

Lily Tomlin...I used to watch reruns of Laugh-In and she was always my favorite part. She's this very unique talent and the way she does things has b….

To be a good actor you really have to want to act first..

I may not amount to much, but at least I am unique..

The things which must be must be for the best..

nobody is like anybody else. that's why nobody gets along with anybody else..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

Before beginning, prepare carefully..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..