Nothing burps better than bacon..

As we interpret ourselves differently, we also live ourselves differently..

I don't have a particular genre that I want to stick to; if you work on a small piece, you take that experience with you when you work on a big piece….

Not everyone is at the top of his or her game all the time - you can't be..

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!.

It's not personal, it's strictly business.

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to..

You spend your life getting walked on, you learn to recognize the tread..

Mend it, fix it, make do, or do without..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

I wouldn't leave Disney to do Disney..

You can't find what doesn't exist, but you can create it..

I never get recognised..

A marriage can go wrong at any time..

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded..

Time did not compose her..

Writers don't own their words. Since when do words belong to anybody. "Your very own words," indeed ! And who are you?.

There's nothing like a great piece of theater - a great performance in a great piece of theater..

Don't take yourself too seriously. And take yourself as seriously as death itself..

If you cast your supporting cast well, it should be seamless. You shouldn't even notice who's a big part and who's a small part. A good cast enriches….