Chris and Toby are far too sane to be upset any more..

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend..

How to Comfort Yourself When You Have Acted Like a Jackass Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn't feel too upset about it unless it happe….

He who seeks to terrify others is more in fear himself..

Always do something that requires you and your date to talk..

Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense..

All is One (Nature, God).

Nothing is invented and perfected at the same time..

I've never been in a barroom brawl in my life. I just don't do such things.

Money buys everything, even true love..

Whether it's coming from FDR or it's coming from Ronald Reagan, if the idea is right for the times then we're gonna apply it. And things that don't w….

I don't really see myself as famous..

Knowledge come from looking around; wisdom comes from looking up..

When I was 18 I already had a business going..

I've never killed anybody... but I've definitely thought about it..

I just never really thought there could be something worse than death..

Many times in my life I've been upset about something and said to myself, "Will this matter in two years?" Not even in two months..

We [Latinos] must be proud. We have the same rights in the U.S. as anybody else. Instead of crying and getting upset about visa problems and having o….

Why aren't you dead?" Will demanded..

None are so fallible as those who are sure they're right..

I would rather be respected than elected..