[I'm] more German than Irish..
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
Upward, not Northward.
I had rather be guillotined than a guillotiner..
As long as he had life, who deserved it so little, he would use it, wield it, and do whatever he could in its name, even if it was not, was never, en….
I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..
Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..
All money is essentially merchandize..
I've never been competitive with anybody but myself..
I cannot live with someone who can't live without me..
I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..
I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..
I don’t like to do negatives. There are always pluses to things..
As I came to power peacefully, so shall I keep it..
Use soft words in hard arguments..
You're my present and my future Sadie, I will use whatever power I have to make you happy..
Don’t be against things so much as for things..
I have a background in theater, so I have experience with actors. I like actors - I used to be one..
I like my life. It's good..
It's cool that you found somebody that you trust..
We are only what we do, not what we say we are..