For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

My pals, such as they are, in Hollywood, ask me why I love to travel to D.C. so much, why it's a vacation destination for me. I say, 'Because I somet….

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

I have never voted in my life..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

God is always at work around you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

If you go on vacation for one week, you'll come back to two weeks of work. If you go on vacation for two weeks, you'll come back to four weeks of wor….

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

No one can be cured of being who they are..

The great appear great to us..

I love to sing, so I just figured that I was going to sing or something..