You'll be back. When the hunger knows no reason! And then you'll need to feed, and you'll need me to show you how..

Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spe….

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday.

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you..

You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you." He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. "Why? I….

Go to faeries for gossip about vampires, to werewolves for gossip about faeries, and do not gossip about werewolves, because they try to bite your fa….

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!.

Trust me, true?" Butch barked a laugh. "Last time you said that i ended up with a vampire cocktail, remember?.

That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said..

You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!.

I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'….

She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen.".….

Vampires,after all,don't sparkle..

An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight..

Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that..

Vampire porn does not go out of style..

Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!.

Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise..

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?.

When I go home, the last thing I want to do is read about the popular lore of vampires..

After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes..