I love to sing. It's the easiest thing for me to do..

The evil effect of science upon men is principally this, that by far the greatest number of those who wish to display a knowledge of it accomplish no….

I say, let's learn more and then speculate..

Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the pomps, the vanities, the sense of self-importa….

It's great to be back on terra cotta.

Business is business and politics is politics and never between shall meet..

Beware of over-great pleasure in being popular or even beloved..

Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands..

To be beneficent when we can is a duty; and besides this, there are many minds so sympathetically constituted that, without any other motive of vanit….

I know what I want! And I just go for it..

Talking about your hair becomes a framework for talking about your vanity, your self-esteem, your relationships with your family, your mortality..

Those Women who boast the Affections of their Admirers, have a greater share of Vanity than Love..

You can have it all, but not all at once..

There you are, sir. There's nothing more than to love and be loved..

Life, by which I mean my life, is a great, or probably the greatest, design, from its very beginning to its end, the end that, I think, is unlikely t….

It takes at least one to make a marriage..

Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic..

Vanity is a static thing. It puts it faith in what it has, and is easily wounded. Pride is active, and satisfied only with what it can do, hence accu….

And she walked away, and she walked away, and that was that, and that was that..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.