Never do yourself, what you can con professionals into doing for you..
I'm a professional food eater..
I love what I'm doing for a living..
Taking away from someone else will never make you any better..
My success wasn't based on how I could push down everybody that was around me. My success was based on how much I could push everybody up..
You won't see Moonves on Twitter..
You gotta keep the funny intact..
Whether we will philosophize or we won't philosophize, we must philosophize..
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you sho….
Make my happiness--I will make yours..
So many things I'm not, and so few things I am..
Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all..
What is wrong with you? Many, many things..
Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it..
I feel that movies are gifts that come to you, and there are no accidents in what you end up doing..
Love everybody, serve everybody..
I will count to 10 before tweeting..
We are the sum total of our experiences..
It was as though he didn't exist, and then suddenly, he was everywhere..
All you will get from me is death..
You're constantly guided by the last thing you made..